Inter-net memos

Organized Elopement part II  coming soon!

IN the meanwhile, a few Christmas outgoing memos....

Trust me -  2014 went fast this year. 
I have been busy trying to get in the mood for Christmas.
This is hard work you know.  
Poor Mr. Foresterman.

Yes, thats mistletoe late at night.

Anyhow, on to the feral Holiday inter-net memos

 if you receive a package from me,
 Im not sure 
if I washed the scissors 
I used for wrapping
I cut the the bottom of the horses tails
they dont get tangled in Sagebrush.

A fair warning;
If you find yourself sneezing,
you might want to add "horse allergy" 
to your list.


I will be attempting again
to send out Christmas cards this year.
Like last year and the year before that.
I think  I did actually sent out cards in 2011 though.
 I misplaced the Christmas stamps again
 accidentally bought blank cards 
which freaks me out
my handwriting is not up to Nun's snuff.

A fair warning;
 If you find yourself not getting a card,
please give yourself a hug; that's from freaked out me.


This year our tree will not have
its traditional white lights.
The white lights from the year 1999
finally died.
Although this could make Martha Stewart freak out,
I actually bought replacement colored lights.
That twinkle.
The packages says its "ELEGANT".

A fair warning;
 If you visit and find yourself getting ill
close your eyes and turn away from the tree
I found that the nausea dissipates
after a few hours. 


Mr. Foresterman is already getting ready for NEW YEARS EVE.

Consider yourself warned.

Youre welcome.



  1. het valt mee ,het kan nog veel erger.

  2. Aaaaaaachoooooo just kidding I am sure it is lost in the mail. Twinkling nauseating lights sounds like a good time:) Oh I LOVE your humour warped as it is.There is not going to be a beheading in the New Year is there? I seen that same preparation in one of those scary movies, you know the ones. OH FORGET that question I will wait for the next season to start:) Merry Christmas my Feral friend. xoxoHug B

  3. GW Feral Woman,

    Great post..................hiding from the sickle :-)
    This picture reminds me of a picture from a Stephen King movie, lol

  4. Wishing you a cool yule and a frantic first. Merry Christmas to you and Mr. Foresterman, and your new dog (whose name I keep forgetting).

    Hope to see you in the new year.

    Blessings and Bear hugs!

  5. Your scissors quip gave me a good laugh!

  6. lol I LOVE colored lights! But I am definitely not elegant !

  7. That cracked me up- I use my scissors for all kinds of projects around here, including cutting the horse's mane. I hope you and Mr Foresterman have a jolly holiday and a super New Year's party!

  8. Loved your post.
    I sent Christmas cards this year--once every 5 years is enough.
    Hallmark hates me and I'm cool with that !!

  9. Hello my Feral friend, this is your Swedish goddess sending a Christmas memo back to you. No cards, no presents from me this year. It just hasn't been that kind of year. But please know that it doesn't mean I don't care. I do care about you, your family and critters. Samson cares too, he even left you a note in a post, told you he liked Ranger dog and knows he will be a great friend to you and Mr. Forestman. Samson's a bit sensitive that you didn't read it, but I told him you were out in the forest doing your job.

    All this to wish you and Mr. Forestman, all the critters and your family a wonderful and very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Healthy New Year.

  10. 'WE' are warned........hee hee Yeah about those it is raw moose moose scraps for the dog or trimming her cowgirl pants. :)
    Merry Christmas and healthy and happy New Year!!!

  11. a very merry and happy wished to you. and a safe new year, too! :)

  12. Happy Holidays to you and Mr Foresterman! Hope you guys have a great New Year.
    - The Equestrian Vagabond

  13. Merry Christmas Faral to you and your lovely fam !


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