conversation with a cat.

Hey tomaz! How did it go this week?
you people keep working and working 
who can get any rest around here with all the comings and going onz?

Well, we have a lot to take care of right now...
Yes you do, like the fact I havent been able to log on to my favorite site
since you didnt figure out that the fire burned up the internet dish outside
until now. 

told you that you should have checked that out right away.



Well,we knew it wasnt working right for awhile 
but didnt have enough sleep to put two and two together...
and HEY i was kinda busy taking care of you, mr. fussypaws- 
Speaking of which, how are yours doing?
Ouch! dont squeeze so hard mom!
Im doing well thank you - but i seem to be growing lots of hair around my new pink pads - 
i think its that stuff called "hello fura"  that you have been putting on my paws...

Uh, no. thats called "Aloe Vera" and its suppose to help the burns on your paws, not grow hair...
Wonderful Shirley from "rideagoodhorse" sent it just for you!

well, tell her it tastes a little funny, but seems to be working...

I told you - you arent suppose to lick it all off!
but maybe you are right-
you are starting to get bristly furred grandpa ears...
I do not have grandpa ears, 
my ear parts fell off so my hair sticks out just a little.
you were there, remember?

Oh gosh yes i remember...
we would find little burned bits of you all over the house...
not funny.
get the internet working again so i can find real humor.
and write a thank you note to Shirley for my plushy blankie too...

whatever you call this wonderful polyester knit blend that has tasteful paws all over.
seriously, it made me heal faster. 
I do believe in your little world they call this a "blankie"

uhm. okay.
and dont forget to thank her for my inspiration plaque too...

uhm, i think that was for me...
no, it wasnt. 
you got the stress away roll-on oil that you inhale every chance you have-

you look like a 6 year old swiping her nose on her sleeve continously by the way...

uhmm, im not sure where the hostility is coming from, Tomaz. I have been under stress this year...
And you got the lavender lip balm. 
I love the lavender lip balm... that why...
that is why it has teeth marks.
especially after I hunt.



Isabel especially likes 
how the lavender scent blends with
eau de mouse...

then we wont tell you when we use the lovely winter guest towels that 
Lovely Janice from Own a Morgan & QH got you.
They are very soft by the way, and I love the winter theme...

and you know the yellow sunglasses Dexter keeps wearing,
and the cool moose sunglasses holder she got you? 
want to hear what a great neck scratcher it  is?
you gotta thank her big time.

This is not right. we all have been traumatized, 
but we are you do not have the right to use something that is not yours.
I think you are playing the victim here, 
and while you are at it, make sure you thank 
Stacey S. for my life abundance snacks and moist kitty food. 
I adore the moist kitty food.
i am addicted.

Jiminy crickets, yes, we will! anyone else?

Inger ,
who beautifully writes Desert Canyon Living

She is a Swedish Goddess in my kittykat world.
I love her.
when you die, i want to go live with her and Samson and the other dog, whatshisface.
just me. 
Isabel and Dexter can go somewhere else...

thats not nice, Tomaz. 

You need to remember why our wonderful blogger friends are helping us out...

 Remember Tomaz?


I remember...

and we cannot forget

We thank you thank you and thank you for brightening our world, helping us rebuild, feeding our critters,
 and for who you are - 
you ALL must have to take off your wings at night to fit under the covers!!


With your generous nature, 
have encourage me
to know
one day I will be passing the same on.




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