You know you are Feral when...
When your kind Mr. Foresterman husband asks you if you had noticed the crack on one of the outside front window panes,
you immediately answer with ~
"I did not shoot my dad's pellet gun anywhere near there, i swear"
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seriously.
I didnt.
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I think it was a bird.
a big one.
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yep. a bird.
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In the meanwhile...
did you know you can use Mr. Foresterman's tree cutting pole saw to take down
Christmas decorations that you forgot about...in April?
Its really handy that way!
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why yes, Mr. Foresterman says he needs a vacation...
why do you ask?
"really? someone put antlers in the dishwasher? you dont say!'
here I am practicing my "concerned thoughtful but innocent" look.
It seems that having "carpe diem' as my new life motto is making me practice this look...a lot.
Anyone got a better life motto i can use that doesnt involve too much excitement?
;)
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YOU put antlers in the dishwasher!?!?
ReplyDeletepellet gun?!?!?!
girl!!!
oh my...WHAT is going on over there? :)
ReplyDeletestick with the one you got ! its keeping you young and beautiful
ReplyDeleteTexwis - how else am I gonna sterilize the antlers for the centerpieces for the wedding???!
ReplyDeleteMountain momma - this is just the stuff I'll confess to LOL
Fern valley - yep, but the problem is he says that im making him old and gray LOL
Oh, just tell Mr. Foresterman you're helping him become more distinguished looking!! And you just keep on keeping on.
ReplyDeleteAre you just practicing....you look like you are really really thinking on something...you look good no matter what you do...pellet guns and antlers....you crack me up :)ooops no pun intended.
ReplyDeleteHaha Oh it sure sounds interesting going on down there!
ReplyDeleteCracked window? The dog did it.
ReplyDeleteAntlers in the dishwasher? The dog did it.
C'mas lights still up? The dogs fault.
Signed, The Cat
Wow! I'm impressed he knows how to open the dishwasher to even know what's in it!
ReplyDeleteCareful with the pellet gun girlfriend. You'll poke your eye out.
Cindy Bee
The answer to all 3- "who, ME?"
ReplyDeleteYep- the dog did it. With the cat's help.
Love that innocent photo of you.
I would go with a bird flew into the window, or depending how high up maybe a rock from the weed eater. (Still trying to figure out how my weed eater got a big rock 10 ft. up in the air to the window)
ReplyDeleteAntlers in the dishwasher, better than taking them down to the creek and beating them on a rock.
Oh no you didn't put antlers in the dishwasher, well I guess it's not any worse than me putting my flip flops in the dishwasher. Keep practicing that look, I think you are safe with that!
ReplyDeleteSurely that's what dishwashers are for. I put my bits in the dishwasher.
ReplyDeleteEverything gets sterilized in the dishwasher LOL. It WAS a bird right???
ReplyDeleteAntlers in the dishwasher...you are a clever one. Beats dusting them. Christmas lights in April? Well, I must confess, we still have snowmen hand towels hanging in our guest bathroom. I think I need to put them in the dishwasher soon.
ReplyDeleteAntlers in the Dishwasher, I think I have heard it all.
ReplyDeleteI love using that look as well, when I moved the laundry cupboard and it fell apart.
I am practicing your innocent look as I type:) it is a good one. You are so handy with the tools I like that.
ReplyDeleteMr Forester sure does deserve a bravery medal or something just like My Hero we are a lot alike I am afraid to admit. Take care and try to stay out of trouble.
I just use Whoops.
Try harder:) B