because when i google on the internet a certain Christmas gift for a certain someone,
I cant find it anywhere in the world...it just does not exist!!
and when i go to the Tractor Supply website, and fill in my zip code on their pop up for pricing in our area...they dont recognize it.
Its getting so tiny that we've fallen off the face of the world!!!
(please notice extra exclamation points for dramatic effect... I work hard on this. really. ! )
i think me and Dexterdog should go for a walk again
to prove to the shrinking world that our corner really does exist photographically...
All together now, in whoville language with a baldy cow accent - "we are here, we are here, WE ARE HEEEEERRRREEE!"