"Feral ~ from feminine of ferus wild: having escaped from domestication and become wild"...




Wednesday

Intermission!


ITS time for a cookies and milk intermission!

I thought i would bring on the sugar to keep us all awake...

Thats a whole lot of sugar coma going ON that plate.


And here, i brought out the Christmas napkins just for you!

 And the "Christmas" Buffalo glass too!

Pay no attention to the fact that it says "Budweiser" on the back,
Its full of wholesome 1 percent milk!

Water flavored milk!

See what you have to look forward to when you turn 50, kids?


And look at those works of SUGAR COMA art!

Anytime theres Horses, trees and Hatchets, 

well that just means a darn good time...

doesnt it just reek of Christmas to come?




I put out the best horse cookies too!

All the others look like they have founder!

or Rabies!

Or they look like unicorns!

But you get the best!




And to get us in the mood for Christmas 


like the horses, Trees and hatchets wont do it for ya! 


I plugged in my new USB tree just for you...

IT FIBER OPTICS!!!

What a neat concept!

The 1970's finally caught up with the new century!

I AM ENTRALLED!!!

ohh 
thats right, its 2013...

uh

THE 1970's CAUGHT UP WITH THE NEW CENTURY TEENS!

wait, that doesnt sound right either...

...

ITS FIBER OPTICS!

YES!

It turns many colors.

and

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YES YOU GUESS IT!!!
 ITS FIBER OPTICS!!!

I touch it a lot.

Because my mother is gone and she hopefully isnt going to haunt me to not touch it.

yes, i was one of those kids


"WE cant have anything NICCCE!"

(Make sure you roll the "s" sound when you read that out loud for clarity)


Anyway,

You should see me touch it...

Im poking it right now as I write this!!!

because

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ITS FIBER OPTICS!!!

*poke*




 yes, im easily entertained.

Only $5.99 at Target!

It was this or a mini stuffed swan with sequins!

It was hard to decide, but I put the flashy swan down and grabbed this.

Plus Mr. Foresterman was calling from the toilet paper aisle
asking for advice.

I think he was talking to me.

Anyhow,

Im pretty sure I picked the best deal...



Some people need months in advance to prepare for Christmas you know..


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 Im not one of them.


AND ITS FIBER OPTICS.


yesssss!

*poke*




So please, enjoy this brief respite, 
and 

have some

FORESTRY Christmas Cookies

on me!

well, not for reals

but virtually...


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ITS FIBER OPTICS!

*poke*







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NEXT UP


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AND EVEN MORE WALKING.



:P


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35 comments:

  1. I don't think I've ever seen horse shaped cookies before--I love them!! Let me guess, it your little tree fiber optics?

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  2. dat ziet er wel heel lekker uit.

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    1. i know, right? and Christmas is like a month away - this is just the appetizer ;)

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  3. Oh now I want a cookie a horsey cookie and some fiber optics good choice by the way but the sequined swan sounds very cool too. You are so right it is very smart of you to prepare for Christmas early something like preparing for Thanksgiving early I think you know what I mean. I wish I was at the Occidental Hotel having horsey cookies and 1% watered down milk right now. I need to say you should really find yourself some Frolicking Monkey Flannes but they are not fiber optics so maybe not:) xo

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    1. we are delusional - it makes us great friends, you know that? LOL

      xoxo

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  4. I want one of those Santas that dance. Just sayin -- pass me a cookie please~ :)

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    1. Theres a santa that dances? with Fiber optics? !

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  5. laughing at the fiber optic tree. so you (tree) and so entertaining.

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    1. But better then baby whistling baby ducks? I THINK NOT!

      xoxo

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  6. Cute cookies! You have all kinds of energy to make cookies cut just for the holidays?
    Mine would have been just rolled in a ball and maybe throw some icing on them, lol
    I love the tree!!!

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    1. caffiene is our friend. and the SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS... or is that spirits? LOL

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  7. The shiny-rainbow-y lighted tree! Talk about the way-back machine. Put me right on the avocado carpet in front of Aunt Afton's silver tree with the rotating spotlight. Had to sit on my hands. Aunt Afton was super crabby. You chose wisely. The cookies look awesome! Love the milk in the Budweiser glass.

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    1. +1 for best traumatic christmas childhood memory!

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  8. Way to go...support the dairy farmers for Christmas...drink milk! :) And virtual cookies have no calories, right? Even better!

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  9. You crack me up.... I was a toucher (and breaker, and milk spiller) too. Enjoy your fiber optics. (Perhaps you had a bit too much sugar in the making of the beautiful cookies?!)

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    1. We always seem to generate towards each other, us touchers/breaker/spillers etc...surprize the world is still spinning ! * we didnt DO IT!!!*

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  10. Love those cookies, the horses are too cute! Now, quit touching that tree young lady!! :)

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  11. Funny. It's not annoying at all when you bring Christmas cheer a month early. Not like, say, Wal-Mart. :)

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    1. remember, preparation nine tenths of the law... or something like that. We be ready...

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    1. And I havent even gotten to February 2012 pictures yet!

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  13. You are too funny! As I read it...I did have the long SSSSS's - like Napolian Dynamite! The cookies are cute!

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  14. You have the most fascinating brain of anyone in Bloggerland, or Blogville, or where ever we are. Around you, one really does not know anything for sure. EXCEPT that this old Swedish goddess was thrilled when she opened her blog and found that you had gone BACK and read all of that. And pointed out to me that Samson has eyebrows! I missed that. Love you, feral woman, enjoy your fiber optics tree.

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  15. You are such a nut case! Poke! hehe

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  16. Did you spike that glass of milk? HA HA I love your new fiber optics tree- it reminds me of our 1960's aluminum tree. My mom had a color wheel fan looking thingy that shone (is that a word?) on the tree and made the tree look like it changed colors. Oh wow- that was a flashback!
    Now step away from the tree before you get shocked....or something. LOL!

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  17. I'm so hungry I could eat two horses. But is the chocolate from high quality African cacao beans?

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  18. its a great little tree I always wanted to tough the fibre optics too, but my folks tricked me into believing it was glass that would cut me , sneaky buggers!

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  19. Oh you must have been some child :) *Poke* hahaha and now you are SOME kind of ADULT and that is great...for us anyway!

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  20. Indeed, it is fiber optics!!! You crack me up. Love the Montana sugar cookies...definitely different from the one's here in the mid-west. You are now my official favorite Christmas decorator Queen if that is all you do. We have way too much and I really like simple....and I also like my Radko and Carolers and special kids ornaments....the rest...it can be given to the kids any day.

    Smiles,
    Kelly

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  21. Oh now you've done it, I want to make horse gingerbread cookies too!

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  22. I remember I use to love brushing my hands back and forth over the fiber optics. Oh I am craving a cookie or something sweet now. I want your cookies.

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