T’was the week before the wedding
And all through the place,
Not one was brave enough
To say no to brides mom’s face !
So brides dad hopped in his old tractor
down the driveway boy he flew,
But only to get away from her gun
That one that dripped really hot glue
with her strong exgymnast’s hands,
Was put to nasty hard work,
to get rid of a faulty stand.
but only to her dismay,
Sawing hard metal with soft metal
there rose such a clatter
The glue Gun! The spray CAN
Was all that really mattered!!
The nicest stuff started to appear,
If she wasn’t so sad,
that stupid *&#$ darn metal glass stand,
instead she brought out brush & can,
She stained 110 pieces,
the handles of the program paddle fans!
were surely not getting any rest,
As everyone was still working
that slept in the long driveway
Were not even once spared
during those daily store runs each day...
So Merry Wedding to all and to all Please stay tuned!